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35 Funny laundry quotes

Funny laundry quotes add a touch of humor to the never-ending chore of washing clothes! 🧺😂 From the trials of sorting colors to the mystery of missing socks, these quotes capture the lighter side of laundry day. Enjoy a laugh as you tackle the laundry pile! 😄👕

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Funny Quotes Mar 13, 2025

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025