45 Funny laundry quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

  Commentary:
  Who knew laundry was a full-time job? I demand a raise! 🧺🤣🌞

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  6 days ago

  Share →: You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're ready for a deep-sea pillage in the washing machine! 🐬⚔️🧺

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

  Commentary:
  Workout gains are great until your laundry pile starts lifting heavier than you! 🏋️‍♂️👕🥴

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

  Commentary:
  😂👚 "Supporting an accidental new fashion line: 'Oops, It's Pink!' Let's make laundry mix-ups trend!" 👗🧺

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Folding laundry is my cardio. 🏋️‍♂️👕 Just kidding, I'm on a permanent rest day! 😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

  Commentary:
  "Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

  Commentary:
  "When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

  Commentary:
  "Achieved Level 5: Grandmaster of Grime 🧦👑 Next quest: Conquering Mt. Laundry 🧺💦"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️

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