79 Funny laundry quotes

• Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

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  5 days ago

  chores, dish, dishes, garbage, health, humor, laundry, load, mental, mental health, myself, self-care, take, unfortunately, vacuum, wash

• You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

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  5 days ago

  behind, chore, daily, daily task, day, every, household, humor, laundry, procrastination, still, task

• I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

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  5 days ago

  AI, al, art, chores, creativity, dish, dishes, humor, i, laundry, productivity, want, writing

• Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

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  5 days ago

  clothing, humor, jean, jeans, laundry, looking, neat, neatness, tendency, wash, washing

• My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

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  5 days ago

  after, blue, bonnie, Bonnie Blue, comparison, here, humor, laundry, load, machine, over, taking, washing, washing machine

• An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

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  6 days ago

  again, article, bored, clean, cleanliness, clothing, enough, floor, germ, humor, joke, laundry, leave, left, procrastination

• I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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  6 days ago

  adult, am, antidepressant, doing, eating, floss, flossing, going, here, humor, i, idiot, irony, just, laundry, little, responsibility, salad, self-care, taking, teeth, walk, walks, want, whatever

• Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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  6 days ago

  again, chore, done, dryer, forget, forgetfulness, household, household chore, humor, i, just, laundry, pop, procrastination, waiting

• Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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  6 days ago

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• Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

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  6 days ago

  am, humor, i, interaction, laundry, lot, media, online, online interaction, post, posting, social, social media, timeline

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