73 Funny laundry quotes

• I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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  2 weeks ago

  adult, am, antidepressant, doing, eating, floss, flossing, going, here, humor, i, idiot, irony, just, laundry, little, responsibility, salad, self-care, taking, teeth, walk, walks, want, whatever

• Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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  1 month ago

  again, chore, done, dryer, forget, forgetfulness, household, household chore, humor, i, just, laundry, pop, procrastination, waiting

• Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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  1 month ago

  every, home, house, humor, kitchen, laundry, laundry room, laziness, next, paid, plan, procrastination, rent, room, sleep, week, weekend, weekend plan

• Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

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  1 month ago

  am, humor, i, interaction, laundry, lot, media, online, online interaction, post, posting, social, social media, timeline

• My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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  1 month ago

  humor, i, laundry, left, machine, minute, oh, only, parent, said, sarcasm, teen, timer, washing, washing machine

• Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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  1 month ago

  amount, chore, funny observation, here, household, housemate, humor, i, laundry, live, living, living situation, met, mystery, observation, people, situation, starting, think, wash, washing, week

• Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, different, frustration, grief, humor, kind, laundry, losing, stain, tee, white, white tee

• I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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  2 months ago

  clothes, daily, daily life, doing, fashion, humor, i, laundry, life, lot, procrastination, someone, wear

• Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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  2 months ago

  appointment, chores, cleaning, dentist, dentist appointment, humor, i, kitchen, laundry, making, plant, procrastination, saw, watered

• Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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  2 months ago

  chore, clothes, dryer, ever, feel, folding, household, household chore, just, laundry, procrastination, restart

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