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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Just landed via WeChat:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Just shared via Discord:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Just landed via Twitch:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Just shared via Threads:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Going bananas on Slack:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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21 shares on TikTok this month:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

98 shares on Reddit this month:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

77 shares on YouTube this month:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

Going viral on Twitch:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Making waves on Telegram:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

Spotted on Facebook:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Trending via Instagram:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Just shared via Threads:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Going viral on WeChat:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Going bananas on TikTok:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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