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Funny laundry quotes

Oct 1
Share →: At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.
Sep 30
Share →: I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.
Sep 29
Share →: I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.
Sep 22
Share →: I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.
Sep 22
Share →: Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.
Sep 22
Share →: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.
Sep 22
Share →: My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.
Sep 22
Share →: Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.