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36 Funny laundry quotes

Funny laundry quotes add a touch of humor to the never-ending chore of washing clothes! 🧺😂 From the trials of sorting colors to the mystery of missing socks, these quotes capture the lighter side of laundry day. Enjoy a laugh as you tackle the laundry pile! 😄👕

2 months ago
View →: You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.
3 months ago
View →: Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.
3 months ago
View →: Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.
3 months ago
View →: Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.
3 months ago
View →: Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.
4 months ago
View →: Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.
4 months ago
View →: Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?
4 months ago
View →: I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.
4 months ago
View →: Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.
4 months ago
View →: My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.
4 months ago
View →: I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.
5 months ago
View →: But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.
5 months ago
View →: It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.
5 months ago
View →: After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.
5 months ago
View →: That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.
5 months ago
View →: Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.
5 months ago
View →: I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.
5 months ago
View →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.
5 months ago
View →: “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.
5 months ago
View →: Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.
5 months ago
View →: So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?
5 months ago
View →: You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.
5 months ago
View →: If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.
5 months ago
View →: I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.
5 months ago
View →: Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
5 months ago
View →: I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.
5 months ago
View →: Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.
5 months ago
View →: Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.
5 months ago
View →: Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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