Funny Laundry Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through the Spin Cycle! 🧺😂

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

3 months ago2 months ago

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

3 months ago2 months ago

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

3 months ago2 months ago

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

4 months ago2 months ago

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

4 months ago2 months ago

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

4 months ago2 months ago

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

5 months ago2 months ago

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

5 months ago2 months ago

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

5 months ago2 months ago

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

5 months ago2 months ago

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

5 months ago2 months ago

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

May 21, 20242 months ago

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

May 20, 20242 months ago

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

Oct 1, 20232 months ago

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Sep 30, 2023Sep 30, 2023

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023