Funny laundry quotes

Funny laundry quotes add a touch of humor to the never-ending chore of washing clothes! 🧺😂 From the trials of sorting colors to the mystery of missing socks, these quotes capture the lighter side of laundry day. Enjoy a laugh as you tackle the laundry pile! 😄👕

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Funny Quotes September 8, 2024

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Funny Quotes August 24, 2024

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Funny Quotes August 3, 2024

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Funny Quotes July 20, 2024

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Funny Quotes July 11, 2024

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Funny Quotes June 19, 2024

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Funny Quotes June 17, 2024

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Funny Quotes May 21, 2024

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Funny Quotes May 20, 2024

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

Funny Quotes October 1, 2023

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Funny Quotes September 30, 2023

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023