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35 Funny laundry quotes

Funny laundry quotes add a touch of humor to the never-ending chore of washing clothes! πŸ§ΊπŸ˜‚ From the trials of sorting colors to the mystery of missing socks, these quotes capture the lighter side of laundry day. Enjoy a laugh as you tackle the laundry pile! πŸ˜„πŸ‘•

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

1 month ago

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

1 month ago

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

1 month ago

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

1 month ago

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

2 months ago

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

2 months ago

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

2 months ago

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

3 months ago

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

3 months ago

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

3 months ago

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

3 months ago

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

3 months ago

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

3 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

3 months ago

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

3 months ago

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

3 months ago

β€œAnd on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

3 months ago

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

3 months ago