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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Seen just now on Discord:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Just landed via WeChat:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Just landed via Threads:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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Making waves on Threads:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Just landed via WeChat:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Just landed via YouTube:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Freshly posted on X:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Seen just now on Threads:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Going viral on X:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Just shared via X:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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