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6 months ago
Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic birthday wish – to bask in a shower of love and compliments! 🎉🥳🎈 Nothing says "celebration" quite like a thorough appraisal of your fabulousness, right? Just make sure to have some tissues on standby for the tears of joy and the occasional eye roll from your friends. After all, it's your special day, and what better way to indulge in a bit of self-love than by demanding it from others? 😜
6 months ago
Share →: Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Commentary:
"Who knew being 'boyfriendable' was a prerequisite for dating? 🤔 I guess the bar has been raised! Better start refining those boyfriend skills, otherwise it's a 'sorry, not sorry' situation! 😂💔 #RelationshipStandards"
6 months ago
Share →: The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Commentary:
Looks like the devil doesn't like competition, so he messed with your love life instead! 🤷‍♂️💔 Just remember, if the devil's messing with you, you must be doing something right! 😈😂 #LoveTroubles #DevilishMischief
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Commentary:
"Fall in love with me they said… but little did they know, my walking pace is set on snail mode! 🚶‍♂️💔 Looks like love will have to wait… at least until I reach the finish line!"
6 months ago
Share →: I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Commentary:
"Seeking advice just to let it float away like a leaf in the wind 🍃 Who needs a Magic 8-Ball when you've got your own mind, am I right? 😂 It's like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with a real-life twist! 🤔💁‍♂️ #RebelWithACause"
6 months ago
Share →: If love is the answer then what was the question?

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"Love is like the ultimate cheat code in the game of life. It's the answer even when you haven't quite figured out the question yet! 🤔💖 #LoveWins"
6 months ago
Share →: No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Commentary:
"Ah, a true connoisseur of the finer things in life: early sundowns and the downfall of civilizations. 🌑💀 Who needs daylight and peace when you can have darkness and chaos, am I right? 😏"
6 months ago
Share →: I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ever-elusive genre of 'women moving on' – a cinematic masterpiece filled with plot twists, character development, and the occasional dramatic exit 💃🏻🎬 Who knew leaving could be so entertaining?!"
6 months ago
Share →: Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Commentary:
Ah, the notorious crush – a perfect cocktail of feelings and mysteries! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 It's like detective work for the heart, where the case file is missing crucial details! 🕵️‍♀️🔍 Who needs Sherlock when you have a crush to solve mysteries for you? 😄💘 Just remember, the more you know, the less crushing it gets! 📚🔓 #CrushInvestigation
6 months ago
Share →: Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Commentary:
"Love in the digital age: Are they stealing your heart or just your playlists? 🎶💔 #MixtapeRomance"