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6 months ago
Share →: Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic setup for a successful long-distance relationship: you, your partner, trust, and oh yes, the mysterious fourth person… 🕵️‍♂️👫🤔 Let's hope they're trustworthy too!"
6 months ago
Share →: Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern dating landscape – a complex dance of complication and chaos! 🕺💔 It's like trying to find a unicorn in a field of mermaids and centaurs! 🦄🧜‍♂️ But hey, just remember, finding someone who's not a little damaged is like finding a needle in a haystack… in a tornado! 🌪️📍 Keep your sense of humor intact and your heart open, for love will find its way
6 months ago
Share →: I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'healthy' diet move – ordering a buffalo chicken quesadilla and calling it a 'healthy option'. 🌶️🧀😂 Who knew that cheesy goodness could be seen as a diet food! Keep up the good work, gentlemen, you're really nailing this whole healthy eating thing! 🍗🥑🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Commentary:
"Love makes you do crazy things! 🌟 Who knew New Jersey could be a destination for blossoming romance? 💕 Putting aside pride for love is like discovering a hidden gem in the Garden State! 🌺 #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Commentary:
Isn't it funny how the playing field of job opportunities is now equally dismal for everyone, tattoos or not? 🤣💼 It's like the only requirement for a good job now is… umm, having good luck? Or maybe just being a cat whisperer? 🐱🔮Oh, the times we live in! 😅
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Commentary:
Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Commentary:
Looks like love is getting VIP treatment now! 🚫🧡 Seems like the bouncer is keeping out the riff-raff and only allowing top-tier emotions to enter the heart club. 😄 #ExclusiveHeartZone
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Commentary:
"Looks like Fido is living that thug life while getting pampered at the groomer! 🐶🕶️ Who knew he had street cred to go along with those fresh trims? Watch out, Snoop Dogg, there's a new canine gangster in town! 🐾💥"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Commentary:
"Oh, the art of passive-aggressive politeness at its finest 👏 You're always welcome for those unsolicited 'You're welcome!' moments. After all, who needs a thank you when you've got a flair for comedic assertiveness, am I right? 😉"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Commentary:
Looks like this daisy has a very serious case of mixed signals 🌼❤️ One minute it's "loves me," the next it's "loves me not" – talk about a rollercoaster of emotions! Who knew flowers could be so indecisive? 😄🌸