Commentary:
"Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"
750 Funny love quotes
I believe in annoyed at first sight.
Commentary:
"Ah, the magical connection of annoyance at first sight ✨🙄 Who hasn't met someone and immediately thought 'Yep, you're going to irk me?' 😂 It's almost like a special kind of bond, right? 🤦♂️ #AnnoyanceGoals"
I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's meal prep game is on point for the end of the world! Who needs a grocery store when you've got a basement buffet waiting? Bring on the apocalypse – this person's ready to feast like never before!"
Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that some preppers stockpile food in their basements in preparation for apocalyptic scenarios? These individuals are often referred to as "doomsday preppers" and go to great lengths to ensure they have enough food and supplies to survive a disaster.
Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.
Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.
Commentary:
"At least food won't break your heart or steal your fries. You do you, foodie extraordinaire!"
Grab your own butt! Love yourself!
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
Commentary:
"Who needs candlelight and soft music when you can just sprinkle diamonds around for that extra shimmer of romance?"
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.
