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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Just landed via WeChat:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Live now on YouTube:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Just landed via Messenger:

My favorite color is sunshine.

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Live now on Facebook:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Trending via Telegram:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Going viral on Threads:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Seen just now on Threads:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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