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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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Sane is boring.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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