11 Funny martial quotes

• Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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  1 month ago

  arts, breakup, humor, i, joke, katana, martial, martial arts, relationship, should, skill, skills, sorry, swordsmanship, think

• Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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  1 month ago

  arts, brother, bruce, Bruce Lee, comedy, faster, humor, joke, lee, martial, martial arts, older, speed, sudden, Sudden Lee, wordplay

• Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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  1 month ago

  arts, break, chan, humor, i, irony, jackie, Jackie Chan, legs, martial, martial arts, say, trouble, used, want

• Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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  1 month ago

  activity, arts, fighting, humor, martial, mixed, mixed martial arts, sports, tickle, tickle fighting

• One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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  1 month ago

  accident, accidentally, arts, humor, journey, karate, martial, martial arts, master, spider, training, walk, web

• If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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  1 month ago

  arts, Dodo, extinct, fu, humor, kung, Kung-Fu, kwon, martial, martial arts, Panda, parody, tae, Tae Kwon, wordplay

• Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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  1 month ago

  activity, arts, chi, crazy, exercise, funny activity, humor, martial, martial arts, motion, slow, slow motion, tai, Tai Chi, tantrum, throwing

• I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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  1 month ago

  arts, chi, combat, community, community lessons, free, humor, i, irony, lessons, martial, martial arts, muggers, self-defense, slow, tai, Tai Chi, think, too

• The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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  1 month ago

  art, feet, humor, martial, martial art, mastery, self-care, shower, wash, washing, washing feet

• I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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  2 months ago

  after, art, exhausted, fleeing, humor, i, karate, last, last resort, martial, martial art, panic, resort, screaming, self-defense

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