Funny martial quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

  Commentary:
  "I knew your nunchuck skills weren't great, but this is a cutting blow! 🥋😂 #SwordUpgradeNeeded"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

  Commentary:
  "Meet Sudden Lee – the lightning-fast sibling who always arrives before you even know it! ⚡👊 Don't blink, or you might miss him in action! 😄 #SiblingRivalry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

  Commentary:
  "Jackie Chan's idea of avoiding trouble was definitely a unique approach 😂🦵 Better stay on his good side or you might end up needing a leg up! 🕺💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew tickling could be a knockout move in the octagon? 😄🥋 Just imagine the fight-ending submission move: the relentless tickle hold! Stay giggly, my friends! 🤣💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

  Commentary:
  🕷️🥋 "Embarking on the journey to become a karate master is a sticky situation indeed! Just when you think it's all about kicks and chops, a sneaky spider web comes along to test your reflexes. Remember, the path to greatness may involve a few unexpected detours – and a lot of spider dance moves! 🕸️💥 #KarateStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

  Commentary:
  Oh, what a missed opportunity! 🐼💔 Imagine a world where Tae Kwon Dodo could have been kicking butt and taking names. But hey, at least we have Kung Fu Panda to keep us entertained! 🥋😆 #ExtinctionFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, watching someone do Tai Chi is like witnessing a graceful yet epic meltdown in sloooow motion! 🤸‍♂️😆 Makes you wonder if we should all be practicing slow motion tantrums instead of regular ones. 😂 #TaiChiDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those muggers might need to schedule a rain check if they plan to mug you during your Tai Chi session 🤣👊 Seems like you'll have all the time in the world to prepare your moves at that pace 😉💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this ninja's special move is the 'Soapy Sock Slide' technique! 👣🚿💥 Who needs a black belt when you can have squeaky clean feet instead? 😂 #ShowerNinja"

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