11 Funny martial quotes

Funny martial quotes bring the perfect blend of 🥋 martial arts wisdom and 😂 humor to lighten up your day! Whether you’re a black belt or just starting out, these witty sayings kick boredom to the curb and pack a punch of laughter. Ready to spar with some clever wordplay and playful punches? Let’s dive into the world where discipline meets comedy in the most unexpected ways! 🥊😄

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve ex…

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When my ninja skills finally kick in after my cardio and vocal cords wave the white flag, I'm basically an action movie in sneakers! 🏃‍♂️🎤🥋

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

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Mondays are like ninjas trained in mental judo 🤺🧠💥

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other any…

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"I knew your nunchuck skills weren't great, but this is a cutting blow! 🥋😂 #SwordUpgradeNeeded"

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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"Meet Sudden Lee – the lightning-fast sibling who always arrives before you even know it! ⚡👊 Don't blink, or you might miss him in action! 😄 #SiblingRivalry"

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then bre…

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"Jackie Chan's idea of avoiding trouble was definitely a unique approach 😂🦵 Better stay on his good side or you might end up needing a leg up! 🕺💥"

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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"Who knew tickling could be a knockout move in the octagon? 😄🥋 Just imagine the fight-ending submission move: the relentless tickle hold! Stay giggly, my friends! 🤣💪"

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you m…

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🕷️🥋 "Embarking on the journey to become a karate master is a sticky situation indeed! Just when you think it's all about kicks and chops, a sneaky spider web comes along to test your reflexes. Remember, the path to greatness may involve a few unexpected detours – and a lot of spider dance moves! 🕸️💥 #KarateStruggles"

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we…

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Oh, what a missed opportunity! 🐼💔 Imagine a world where Tae Kwon Dodo could have been kicking butt and taking names. But hey, at least we have Kung Fu Panda to keep us entertained! 🥋😆 #ExtinctionFail

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motio…

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"Wow, watching someone do Tai Chi is like witnessing a graceful yet epic meltdown in sloooow motion! 🤸‍♂️😆 Makes you wonder if we should all be practicing slow motion tantrums instead of regular ones. 😂 #TaiChiDrama"

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-de…

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"Looks like those muggers might need to schedule a rain check if they plan to mug you during your Tai Chi session 🤣👊 Seems like you'll have all the time in the world to prepare your moves at that pace 😉💪"

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