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Funny mate quotes

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025
This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025