I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Commentary:
Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Commentary:
🦗 "This summer's goal: channeling my inner cicada, emerging from hibernation with a bang! Who knew finding a mate could be as noisy as a cicada orchestra? 🎵🦗 #summergoals #readytosing" 🏡