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Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Trending via Reddit:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Going viral on TikTok:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Just shared via X:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Just landed via X:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

These aliens are taking forever.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Going viral on Telegram:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Going viral on X:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Making waves on TikTok:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Shared recently on Twitch:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Making waves on Twitch:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Seen just now on X:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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