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5 months ago
Share →: The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Commentary:
Middle names: the ultimate danger gauge for parents. 🚨 One moment you're "John Michael" and the next you're "John Christopher" – that means you're in BIG trouble! 😂 It's like a secret code that only moms and dads can decipher. 👀 #MiddleNameMysteries
6 months ago
Share →: A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Commentary:
"Nothing says 'classy clapback' quite like a well-manicured middle finger! 💅🖕 Keep your nails sharp and your insults sharper, darling! 😏"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Commentary:
"Discovering that your rock bottom is actually just a pit stop on the way down the mountain 🏔️🤔 Who knew the bottom had a basement level? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Commentary:
Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅‍♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁‍♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅
6 months ago
Share →: It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Commentary:
"Indeed, the 'i' right smack in the center of 'hurricane' seems to indicate it's all about 'me, myself, and I' causing chaos! 🌪️🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Commentary:
"Dear customer service, I thought about writing this complaint with my quill pen, but then I realized my middle finger typing skills are far more impressive. 🖕😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of seeking out a 'bathroom buddy' for moral support in the midst of bodily functions. 🚽 Because after all, it's always nice to have a companion in the most intimate of moments! 🚽😄"
6 months ago
Share →: According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Commentary:
According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to… well, let's just say their thoughts take an unexpected detour! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️ #LostInThoughts
6 months ago
Share →: Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic sight of virtual battles unfolding! 🕊️💻 Remember, folks, keep calm and let those online adversaries unknowingly contribute to the soaring population of middle fingers in our digital world. Fly high, you rebellious little digits! 🖕😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Commentary:
Ah, the delightful mystery of middle age – where even the act of simply existing can provoke a hangover! 🎉🥂 Who needs a cocktail when you have the magical power of aging to do the job for you? Cheers to waking up feeling 'experienced' every day! 🍹🤪 #MiddleAgeMagic