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Funny milk quotes

Oct 12
Share →: If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.
Oct 2
Share →: Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.
Sep 22
Share →: German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
Sep 22
Share →: That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.