15 Funny milk quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

  Commentary:
  Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? 🐄😂🥛

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

  Commentary:
  "Forget milk, I'm just looking for a gallon of self-esteem! 🥛😅 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the tragic tale of the cookie and the milk – a timeless drama of love and loss. Just when you thought you were enjoying a sweet moment, life crumbles before your eyes. Remember, in the world of cookies and milk, it's always a balancing act between pleasure and peril. Stay strong, dear dunkers, stay strong."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

  Commentary:
  Uh oh, looks like Santa traded his milk and cookies for a boxing glove this year! 🎅🥊 Who knew he could pack such a punch over a dietary preference? Next year, maybe leave out some extra sturdy wall repair kits just in case! 🔨😅

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa is trading his milk and cookies for something a bit stronger this year! 🎅🥃 Who knew St. Nick was into the hard stuff? Maybe that's the real secret behind his jolly demeanor! 😄🍪

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to survive the grocery store before Christmas is like going on a wild expedition through the jungle. 🛒🎄 Don't worry, your milk may have expired, but at least you've gained some battle scars in the form of long checkout lines! 💥😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's more forgetful than we thought! 🎅📋🥛 Maybe he got distracted by all those cookies and never made it to the dairy aisle. Naughty list for the milk, Santa! 🍪🥛📜

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

  Commentary:
  "If I vanish into thin air, just slap my face on some wine bottles 🍷 My friends will be more inclined to go searching in the vineyards than in the dairy aisle! Who needs a missing persons alert when you have a grape escape plan 😉 #WineNotFindMe"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

  Commentary:
  "Two percent sounds suspiciously vague 🤔🥛 Who knows what mysteries lie in that remaining 98% – unicorns, aliens, the meaning of life? 🦄👽🤷‍♂️ Let's stick to the sure thing: no milk until we have all the facts! 🚫🥛 #MilkMystery"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs regular milk baths when you can spice things up with Cinnamon Toast Crunch? 🥛🛁🌟 Step aside, spa treatments, this breakfast concoction is the real MVP! Doctor's orders never sounded so delicious! 😄🥣"

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