Funny Milk Quotes That Will Have You Laughing with Every Sip! 🥛😂

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

3 months ago2 months ago

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

3 months ago2 months ago

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

3 months ago2 months ago

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

3 months ago2 months ago

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

3 months ago2 months ago

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

5 months ago2 months ago

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

5 months ago2 months ago

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

5 months ago2 months ago

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Oct 12, 20232 months ago

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Oct 2, 20232 months ago

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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