17 Funny milk quotes — Wordgag ツ

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

2 months ago2 months ago

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

2 months ago2 months ago

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

2 months ago2 months ago

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Feb 25, 2025

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Jan 29, 2025

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Jan 28, 2025

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Jan 25, 2025

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Jan 25, 2025

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Jan 25, 2025

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Jan 24, 2025

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Jan 23, 2025

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Jan 23, 2025

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Jan 23, 2025

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Jan 22, 2025

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Jan 21, 2025

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Jan 20, 2025