Funny misadventure quotes

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.