Funny Money Quotes That Will Have You Laughing All the Way to the Bank! 💸😂

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

3 months ago3 months ago

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

3 months ago3 months ago

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

3 months ago3 months ago

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

4 months ago3 months ago

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

4 months ago3 months ago

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

4 months ago3 months ago

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

4 months ago3 months ago

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

4 months ago3 months ago

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

4 months ago3 months ago

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

4 months ago3 months ago

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

4 months ago3 months ago

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

4 months ago3 months ago

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

4 months ago3 months ago

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

4 months ago3 months ago

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

4 months ago3 months ago

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

4 months ago3 months ago

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

4 months ago3 months ago

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

4 months ago3 months ago

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

4 months ago3 months ago

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

5 months ago3 months ago

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

5 months ago3 months ago

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

5 months ago3 months ago

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

6 months ago3 months ago

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Jun 20, 20243 months ago

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Jun 17, 20243 months ago

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Jun 16, 20243 months ago

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Jun 16, 20243 months ago

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Jun 15, 20243 months ago