254 Funny money quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro 😅💸 #FinancialAcrobat"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

  Commentary:
  "At this rate, my retirement plan will be a meme museum! 😂😂 #MemesOverMoney 💸👉📱"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

  Commentary:
  "Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

  Commentary:
  🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
  Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! 😂💸 #FinancialAnxiety"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

  Commentary:
  "When I open my wallet, my bank account screams 'we need a refund!' 😂💸 #ReimburseTheSpender"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality"

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