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Guess inflation finally got tired of being subtle 😂💸
439 Funny money quotes
My favourite animal is me when I have money.
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You and me both! Money turns me into a rare species of shopasaurus! 🤑💸🦖
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.
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When your card declines and you secretly wonder if it went on a spontaneous vacation without you 😂💳✈️
Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.
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Living the American Dream: accumulating just the right amount of debt to keep life exciting! 💳💸😅
Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.
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Time to solve all my problems with a little retail therapy and a big credit card bill 😅💳💸
I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.
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That's one way to protect your home and your wallet! 😂🏠💰
Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.
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Massive income: the real dream we didn't know we had 😂💸 #IfOnlyMoneyGrewOnTrees
Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.
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Well, looks like I need a loan because my cat just hired a lawyer 😂🐱💸
Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).
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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.