Santa Claus isn't real. Ain't no man checking a list twice.

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone is on the naughty list! 😜🎅 Maybe Santa isn't real, but hey, at least someone is making sure we all behave…right? 😉📜 #ListCheckingGoals

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Commentary:
Looks like those sneaky lamps are just trying to outsmart us with their age-old genie charade! 🧞‍♂️ Watch out for those wily lamps, they're always up to something mischievous! 🔮✨

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Commentary:
"Maybe vampires started the whole 'vampires hate garlic' rumor just to get us humans to season ourselves better! 🧛‍♂️🧄 Next time you reach for that garlic, just remember you might be preparing yourself as a tasty snack for Dracula!"

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Commentary:
"Rumor has it we only use 10% of our brain power, but let's face it, some folks out here living in that 5% range 🧠🤷‍♂️. Maybe they're saving the rest for a rainy day! ☔️😂"