Funny myth quotes

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  View →: What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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