Funny Nap Quotes That Will Have You Laughing and Heading for the Bed! 🛏️😂

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

2 months ago2 months ago

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

3 months ago2 months ago

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

3 months ago2 months ago

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

5 months ago2 months ago

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

5 months ago2 months ago

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

5 months ago2 months ago

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

5 months ago2 months ago

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

5 months ago2 months ago

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

5 months ago2 months ago

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

6 months ago2 months ago

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Nov 20, 2023Nov 20, 2023

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Nov 3, 2023Nov 3, 2023

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023