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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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β€œStill gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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β€œYou’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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β€œ23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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A wise man once said, β€œBees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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