68 Funny nap quotes

• That urge to nap between 3 p.m. – 5 p.m. is no joke.

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  1 week ago

  3, 5, afternoon, joke, nap, time, urge

• Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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  1 month ago

  care, dump, friendship, health, humor, invitation, mental, mental health, movie, nap, order, over, pizza, relaxation, self, self-care, take, trauma, trauma dump, want, watch

• There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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  2 months ago

  attempt, dislike, failed, failure, frustration, hate, humor, i, nap, nothing, relaxation, sleep

• When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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  2 months ago

  adult, bed, bedtime, childhood, early, food, goal, goals, home, humor, junk, junk food, kid, nap, parenting, punishment, realization, realize, snack, stay, stay home, take

• I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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  2 months ago

  14, animal, baby, cat, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, rest, sleep, want, zero

• That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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  2 months ago

  after, early, fatigue, morning, nap, rest, second, sleep, snooze, tiredness, too, waking, waking up, wave

• I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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  2 months ago

  blanket, call, couch, dream, friend, friends, human, human blanket, i, lifelong, lifelong dream, nap, napping, still

• I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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  2 months ago

  2, 5, being, explain, humor, i, love, nap, Saturday, single

• If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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  2 months ago

  balance, humor, humorous, ID, job, me, money, nap, procrastination, professional, relaxation, sleep, whole, work life, work-life balance

• They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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  2 months ago

  happiness, happy, humor, i, lose, nap, proverb, relaxation, rest, say, sleep, snooze, take

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