60 Funny nap quotes — Wordgag ツ

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

2 months ago2 months ago

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

2 months ago2 months ago

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

2 months ago2 months ago

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

2 months ago2 months ago

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

2 months ago2 months ago

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

2 months ago2 months ago

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

2 months ago2 months ago

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

2 months ago2 months ago

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

2 months ago2 months ago

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

2 months ago2 months ago

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

2 months ago2 months ago

Food gives you energy to nap more.

2 months ago2 months ago

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

3 months ago3 months ago