Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Commentary:
🐶📚 "Why yes, I do love to 'paws' and read my dog-eared book every night. Who needs new bookmarks when you can have eared bookmarks, right? 😂 Just trying to give off that well-read vibe…or at least the illusion of it! 🤓"

"My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand." -Me, flirting.

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Commentary:
"Smooth moves! 😎 Maybe it's time to start a 'romantic glasses collection' on that nightstand of yours! 🤓💕"