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Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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Freshly posted on X:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Making waves on Facebook:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Going viral on Reddit:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Trending via TikTok:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Breaking via Slack:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Breaking via Facebook:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Just shared via TikTok:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Going viral on Slack:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Broadcasted on Threads:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Just shared via Twitch:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Going viral on Instagram:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Going viral on TikTok:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m addicted to placebos.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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