Funny nightstand quotes

• 

  5 months ago

  View →: Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: “My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

For even more funny nightstand quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny nightstand quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌