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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Making waves on Instagram:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Going viral on Slack:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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Just shared via Twitch:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Spotted on Reddit:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Just landed via Messenger:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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