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I miss you (the money I spent).

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Going viral on TikTok:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Reported on Facebook:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Freshly posted on Slack:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Everyone is getting idioter.

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Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Breaking via X:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Live now on WeChat:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Live now on Facebook:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Just shared via TikTok:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Going viral on YouTube:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Trending via WeChat:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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