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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Funny obey quotes bring a hilarious twist to following rules and staying in line 😄✨ Whether you love a cheeky rebel vibe or just enjoy a good laugh about authority, these witty sayings will have you grinning from ear to ear 😂👌 Get ready to see obedience like never before—full of humor, sass, and a little bit of mischief! 🎉🔥

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4 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Well, technically you're only supposed to obey the traffic laws when there's a cop nearby, right? Or at least that's what some daredevils like to believe. Just make sure your guardian angel has a valid driver's license!
6 months ago
Share →: It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Oh, the unfair advantage of being a bear! 🐻🍴 Who knew that breaking the law could look so appealing? Maybe we should all consider roaming the woods and dining like bears – sounds tempting, doesn't it? 😂 #BearLife
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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"Ah, the classic rebellious traffic conformist! 🚗🚦 It's like a subtle form of passive-aggressive rebellion on the road. Watch out, we've got a rule-breaking conformist on our hands! 😂 #SarcasmAtItsFinest"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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Non-parents be like: "I would simply use my Jedi mind tricks and defeat the toddler in battle of wills. Easy peasy, right? 💪🧒🚫" Oh, if only parenting were as straightforward as it seems in theory! 😅 #ParentingStruggles
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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"Who needs limits when you have sheer determination and a sprinkle of rebellious spirit? 💪🚫 Pushing boundaries is an art form after all! 🎨😜"

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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