It's messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Commentary:
Oh, the unfair advantage of being a bear! 🐻🍴 Who knew that breaking the law could look so appealing? Maybe we should all consider roaming the woods and dining like bears – sounds tempting, doesn't it? 😂 #BearLife

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples' nerves.

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic rebellious traffic conformist! 🚗🚦 It's like a subtle form of passive-aggressive rebellion on the road. Watch out, we've got a rule-breaking conformist on our hands! 😂 #SarcasmAtItsFinest"

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn't want to do, and he would obey.

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Commentary:
Non-parents be like: "I would simply use my Jedi mind tricks and defeat the toddler in battle of wills. Easy peasy, right? 💪🧒🚫" Oh, if only parenting were as straightforward as it seems in theory! 😅 #ParentingStruggles

I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Commentary:
"Who needs limits when you have sheer determination and a sprinkle of rebellious spirit? 💪🚫 Pushing boundaries is an art form after all! 🎨😜"

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Commentary:
Well, technically you're only supposed to obey the traffic laws when there's a cop nearby, right? Or at least that's what some daredevils like to believe. Just make sure your guardian angel has a valid driver's license!