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  • Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, just like how cats always listen when you ask them to stop knocking things over! 😂🙃 #WishfulThinking” 🐱💥

  • I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

    Commentary:
    Well, technically you’re only supposed to obey the traffic laws when there’s a cop nearby, right? Or at least that’s what some daredevils like to believe. Just make sure your guardian angel has a valid driver’s license!

  • It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the unfair advantage of being a bear! 🐻🍴 Who knew that breaking the law could look so appealing? Maybe we should all consider roaming the woods and dining like bears – sounds tempting, doesn’t it? 😂 #BearLife

  • I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic rebellious traffic conformist! 🚗🚦 It’s like a subtle form of passive-aggressive rebellion on the road. Watch out, we’ve got a rule-breaking conformist on our hands! 😂 #SarcasmAtItsFinest”

  • Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

    Commentary:
    Non-parents be like: “I would simply use my Jedi mind tricks and defeat the toddler in battle of wills. Easy peasy, right? 💪🧒🚫” Oh, if only parenting were as straightforward as it seems in theory! 😅 #ParentingStruggles

  • I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs limits when you have sheer determination and a sprinkle of rebellious spirit? 💪🚫 Pushing boundaries is an art form after all! 🎨😜”

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