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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Making waves on Discord:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Reported on Messenger:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Just landed via Telegram:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Going viral on WeChat:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Going viral on Discord:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Reported on Threads:

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Just landed via Telegram:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Just landed via WeChat:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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