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Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a β€œturn off”

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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β€œI saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, β€œThey can’t be serious.”

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Live now on X:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said β€œbreast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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