Commentary:
"Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.
Commentary:
Olympic gymnast: *performs mind-blowing, gravity-defying move* 🤸♂️🌟
Announcer: "Well, that was absolutely spectacular! But, ohh, the judges might deduct a point for, um, you know… being too awesome? 🙃 #GymnastProblems"