Funny Olympic quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Olympic village – where everyone is a champion and nobody has to argue about whose turn it is to do the dishes 🏅🏠 #FamilyOnlyByMedal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

  Commentary:
  Olympic gymnast: *performs mind-blowing, gravity-defying move* 🤸‍♂️🌟

  Announcer: "Well, that was absolutely spectacular! But, ohh, the judges might deduct a point for, um, you know… being too awesome? 🙃 #GymnastProblems"

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