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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Just landed via Discord:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Spotted on TikTok:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Going viral on Facebook:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Shared recently on Discord:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

57 shares on Threads this month:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Going viral on WeChat:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Just shared via Discord:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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