Funny parenting quotes

Funny parenting quotes offer a humorous take on the wild journey of raising kids! 👶😂 From witty remarks about sleepless nights to playful observations on the daily chaos, these quotes capture the lighter side of being a parent. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in parenting! 😄🍼

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Funny Quotes May 14, 2024

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Funny Quotes November 19, 2023

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Funny Quotes November 19, 2023

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Funny Quotes October 8, 2023

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023