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That soccer bag smell could clear a stadium faster than a goal! 🥅👃💨
365 Funny parenting quotes
The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.
I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.
I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.
In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.
Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.
My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.
One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.
If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.
