Funny Parenting Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through the Chaos! 👶😂

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

May 14, 2024May 14, 2024

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Nov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Nov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Oct 17, 20232 months ago

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Oct 8, 2023Oct 8, 2023

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023