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Sounds like she's really working hard for those secret updates! 🤣🤫📞
391 Funny parenting quotes
If a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture.
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Getting stickered by a toddler is like receiving the highest honor from the kingdom of tiny humans 👶🏆😊
I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman.
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Who knew the at-home daycare service could be a mutual exchange program? 😂🤝👶
If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.
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Looks like my future job title is "Sleep-Deprived Snack Provider" 🍕😴👶
“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”
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Chasing toddlers with markers should be an Olympic sport! 🏃♂️🎨🤣
Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.
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Ah yes, the parental break alarm just went off—time to cancel relaxation mode! 🚨🤣🍼
Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.
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Math homework and carpooling: unlocking the true potential of 'me time' 😂🔢🚗
My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.
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Parenting: the ultimate extrovert marathon for introverts 🚶♂️😅🏃♂️🎉
Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!
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Toddlers: the ultimate truth-tellers who think 6 a.m. is the perfect time for a dance party! 💃🕺🥱
Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.
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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪