299 Funny parenting quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

  Commentary:
  “When the mango’s juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

  Commentary:
  “When you’re outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻‍♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

  Commentary:
  “When you hear the full name, run for cover! 😂👟👶 #MiddleNameAlert #UhOh”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

  Commentary:
  “Breaking news: Toddler parents officially know more about Peppa Pig than current events! Tune in next for the weather report from Paw Patrol! 🐷📰🤣”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

  Commentary:
  “Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: A selfie only a mother could like.

  Commentary:
  “When even your phone tries to hide the evidence! 😂🤳📵”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

  Commentary:
  “Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they’re on a 30-day return policy 😂👶🔄”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

  Commentary:
  “Just a casual reminder: I’m the original copyright holder. 🤓👶 #PatentPending”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

  Commentary:
  “Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he’s planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes”

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

  Commentary:
  “Adulting level 9000: Teaching mom how to use emojis without sending a spaceship to Mars! 🚀😂 #RoleReversal #ParentingTheParents”

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