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Funny parenting quotes

May 14
Share →: “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.
Nov 19
Share →: The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.
Nov 19
Share →: I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.
Oct 17
Share →: Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.
Oct 17
Share →: If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”
Oct 17
Share →: I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.
Oct 8
Share →: Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.
Sep 22
Share →: 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.
Sep 22
Share →: Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.
Sep 22
Share →: 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.