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Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Freshly posted on Threads:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Trending via Facebook:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Making waves on Telegram:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Going viral on WeChat:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Trending via Discord:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Just landed via Messenger:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Breaking via YouTube:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Trending via Facebook:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

49 shares on Discord this month:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

29 shares on Slack this month:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

56 shares on Threads this month:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,552

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Making waves on Facebook:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Trending via Facebook:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Seen just now on Threads:

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

Just shared via Slack:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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