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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

Making waves on Threads:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Making waves on Pinterest:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Seen just now on X:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Just shared via Threads:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Seen just now on WeChat:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Not again. I mean good morning.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Reported on WeChat:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Going viral on Facebook:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Making waves on Threads:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Going viral on TikTok:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Just shared via YouTube:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Spotted on Twitch:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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