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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Freshly posted on X:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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