Funny pregnancy quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those 'scared straight' tactics really worked a little *too* well, huh? 😅👶 Sometimes it feels like we're still attending those cringe-worthy health classes in our nightmares! 🙈 #ForeverScarredByTeenPregnancyEd"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of finally reaching that age where the appropriate response to news of pregnancy isn't just panic and confusion 😅👶 Congratulations on reaching this milestone of adulting where feigning excitement becomes a necessary skill! 🎉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Bringing home a toothless stranger sounds like the plot of a wacky reality show! 🤪🦷 But hey, it's all part of the magical journey of parenthood! 🌟👶"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like announcing a surprise pregnancy to divert attention from a heated political debate! 🤰🏻🔥 Who needs CNN when you've got this strategic family diplomacy move? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

  Commentary:
  Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a therapist when you have a pregnancy test to reassure you that *something* is going according to plan? 🙈🤰 #SilverLinings"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a real case of 'phantom baby syndrome' here! 🤰🏻👻 Must be all that food baby growing in there. Time for a make-believe check-up! 😆 #ImaginaryPregnancyProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

  Commentary:
  "Guys love being called ‘daddy’ until the pregnancy test comes back positive 🤰🙈… Suddenly, that nickname takes on a whole new level of responsibility! 😂 #PlotTwist #SorryNotSorry"

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