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Funny pregnancy quotes can brighten up any expectant mom’s day! πŸ€°πŸ˜‚ From humorous takes on cravings to the ups and downs of pregnancy, these quotes capture the lighter side of the journey to motherhood. Laugh along with these delightful snippets that celebrate the joy and chaos of expecting a new baby! πŸ˜„πŸŽ‰

  • Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the classic case of someone running a one-woman marathon—without even breaking a sweat! 🏃‍♀️💨 When she’s not into you, she’s probably got a million things to do… and zero time for your dramas. 😅💁‍♀️ Guess it’s time to let her busy schedule keep her company—preferably somewhere far, far away from your inbox! 📭😂

  • Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the ultimate shortcut to the past and future: just hit snooze! 💤🕰️ Who needs a DeLorean when your bed is your time machine? 🚀🛌 Sleep your way through history—dreams are the new quantum leaps! 😴✨

  • I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

    Commentary:
    Looks like this heart’s a limited-time offer — act fast before it’s gone! 🏃‍♂️💘 Better hurry, or someone else might swipe right on my heart! 😂💨

  • When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

    Commentary:
    Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌

  • It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

    Commentary:
    Haha, sounds like cats are actually just little overgrown fur hats with secret listening abilities! 🎩🐱 Maybe they’re silently judging us from above, pretending they don’t hear a thing. 😹👂✨

  • Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

    Commentary:
    Balancing between nerddom and nonsense? Now that’s an art form! 🎨🧠 Whether you’re lost in meme lore or diving into quantum physics, mastering the switch is basically the Jedi mind trick of the modern age. 🤓💥 Keep honing that skill—you’re basically a brain gym rat! 🐹💪

  • Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

    Commentary:
    😂 “Ah, the professional act—mastering the art of looking busy while secretly plotting your next nap. Who says you can’t work the system… or at least look like you’re working? 🕵️‍♂️💼💤”

  • The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

    Commentary:
    Well, looks like the early bird better pack its bags—because once that alarm clock starts ringing at dawn, the rest of us are toast! 🌅✨🤣 Better enjoy your sleep while you can, buddy. The revolution of punctuality is coming! 🐓⏰😉

  • You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it’s from laughing too hard! 😄🎉

  • Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

    Commentary:
    Looks like we’ve just uncovered the ultimate cosmic culinary conspiracy—ground beef and sky beef fighting for top billing! 🍔☁️ Maybe next we’ll have moon cheese and starfruit on the menu! 🌙🧀✨ Keep pondering the universe’s beefy mysteries! 😂🌍

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