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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

3 weeks ago

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

1 month ago

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

1 month ago

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

1 month ago

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

2 months ago

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

3 months ago

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

3 months ago

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

3 months ago

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

3 months ago

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

3 months ago

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

3 months ago

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

3 months ago

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

3 months ago

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

3 months ago

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

3 months ago

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

3 months ago

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

3 months ago

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

3 months ago

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

3 months ago

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

3 months ago