86 Funny pretty quotes

Funny pretty quotes ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŽ‰ are the ultimate mood boosters, combining humor and charm to sprinkle a bit of magic into your day. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a giggle to your feed, these gems ๐Ÿ’Ž capture witty wisdom with a dash of beauty. Dive into a world where laughter meets elegance, and let your heart ๐Ÿ’– smile with every clever twist of words. Ready for a chuckle? Let’s get inspired! ๐Ÿ˜Šโœจ

86 Funny pretty quotes - After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Commentary:
Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’‘

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86 Funny pretty quotes - I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Commentary:
Why wait for honks? Blast some music and strut your stuff, green light or not! ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŽถ

86 Funny pretty quotes - I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Commentary:
Sounds like I'm living the dream… if that dream was a comedy show! ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜