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49 Funny pretty quotes

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025