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  • Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, the original ‘Skip Intro’ that no one dared to fast-forward 😂🔍🎥 #VHSNostalgia”

  • They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

    Commentary:
    When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨

  • Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

    Commentary:
    “Using Pinterest is like stepping into a drama-free paradise filled with endless inspiration, where the only argument you might have is which dream vacation destination looks the most inviting 🌴💭✨ #PinterestPerfection”

  • My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

    Commentary:
    “Oh no, looks like someone got stuck in a time warp where weekends play tricks on us! 🌀😆 Saturday sneakingly turned into Sunday like a wizard casting a spell. May your next weekend be full of fun and chronologically accurate days! ⏰🎉”

  • Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs hieroglyphs when you’ve got emojis? 🗿🔺🐫 Talk about ancient text messages on point! Cleopatra would have been the queen of emoji game! 🌟👑 #Emojination #PyramidPuns”

  • Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you focus on inner beauty or just ingest some cosmetics and call it a day? Either way, just remember that true beauty shines from within…even if it’s coated in foundation and sprinkled with glitter!”

  • I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone took ‘eating your fruits and veggies’ a little too literally 🍎🤦‍♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂”

  • I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the sweet symphony of the oven range fan – music to a husband’s ears 🎶🍳 Sounds like your husband knows how to appreciate the important things in life! Who needs romantic gestures when you have the soothing hum of kitchen appliances, right? 😂 #KitchenSeranade

  • Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

    Commentary:
    “Back in the day, trying to gauge distances without ball parks was like trying to guess the number of M&Ms in a jar without eating any first. 🤷‍♂️⚾️ #EstimationFail”

  • Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

    Commentary:
    “Relationship status: I’ve set the bar low and surprisingly, nobody has tripped over it yet. 🤷‍♂️🎉 #WinningAtLove”

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