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6 days ago
Share →: Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Commentary:
"Oh great, now the universe has a Miss Universe farm! 🙄🌟 #NotAgingGracefully"
2 weeks ago
Share →: A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Commentary:
"Exactly! I'll sleep in and let the worms have their own breakfast party. 🐦🥳🥱"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Commentary:
"Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the original 'Skip Intro' that no one dared to fast-forward 😂🔍🎥 #VHSNostalgia"
1 month ago
Share →: They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Commentary:
When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨
2 months ago
Share →: Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Commentary:
"Using Pinterest is like stepping into a drama-free paradise filled with endless inspiration, where the only argument you might have is which dream vacation destination looks the most inviting 🌴💭✨ #PinterestPerfection"
3 months ago
Share →: My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Commentary:
"Oh no, looks like someone got stuck in a time warp where weekends play tricks on us! 🌀😆 Saturday sneakingly turned into Sunday like a wizard casting a spell. May your next weekend be full of fun and chronologically accurate days! ⏰🎉"
3 months ago
Share →: Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Commentary:
"Who needs hieroglyphs when you've got emojis? 🗿🔺🐫 Talk about ancient text messages on point! Cleopatra would have been the queen of emoji game! 🌟👑 #Emojination #PyramidPuns"
3 months ago
Share →: Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you focus on inner beauty or just ingest some cosmetics and call it a day? Either way, just remember that true beauty shines from within…even if it's coated in foundation and sprinkled with glitter!"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦‍♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"