92 Funny pretty quotes

• Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

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  4 hours ago

  childhood, days, died, humor, i, injury, kids, me, mom, once, parenting, pretty, resilience, soft, sure, toughness, walk, walk it off

• No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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  22 hours ago

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• You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

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  22 hours ago

  embarrassing, embarrassing information, exaggeration, humor, information, interrogation, me, much, pretty, sarcasm, waterboard

• The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, animal, concern, humor, lion, pretty, right

• I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, check, discovery, entertainment, fun, good, half, hour, humor, i, kill, movie, pretty, time

• If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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  1 month ago

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• If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, astrology, beauty, compliment, humor, interaction, means, pretty, social, social interaction, talk, talking

• I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, confidence, enjoy, enjoyment, humor, i, let, outdoors, people, pretty, self-love, should, today, walk

• Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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  2 months ago

  advice, communication, humor, looks, moon, night, pretty, romantic, text, texting

• After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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  2 months ago

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