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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Trending via Snapchat:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Making waves on Reddit:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Making waves on TikTok:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Just landed via Slack:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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