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5 months ago
Share →: Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Looks like someone took their rockstar aspirations a bit too literally! 🎸🤔 Remember folks, air guitar is all fun and games until it ends up in unexpected places – like your vacuum cleaner! 🪠 Time to rock and roll out that air guitar with some suction-powered tunes! 🎶 #VacuumGuitarProblems
5 months ago
Share →: The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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"Ah, the classic 'how is work' small talk question strikes again! 🙄 Yes, Steve, work is just a magical land of rainbows and unicorns where everyday is a picnic. 🦄🌈 Don't mind me, just living the dream in my cubicle. 😂 #adulting"
5 months ago
Share →: A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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🦋 Just when you thought you had all the answers, a moth swoops in to ask the real questions. Maybe it's on a mission to share the secrets of the universe… or it just has terrible depth perception. Either way, I guess we'll never know! 🤷‍♂️
5 months ago
Share →: When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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"Are your twins natural?" 🤖 Oh, no no, they're actually state-of-the-art, fully-functional robots! 🤖👶🤖 Who needs natural when you have technological wonders at home? 🤣 #RoboticParenting #TwinsOrTerminators
5 months ago
Share →: Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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Well, that's a real "orange-inal" question! 🍊🤔 It's a classic case of the chicken and the egg, but in this case, it's the orange and the color orange. So, are oranges named after the color, or is the color named after the fruit? It's a juicy debate that might leave you feeling a bit zesty! 🧡😄
5 months ago
Share →: My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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"My imaginary child is always entertaining me with deep philosophical questions 🤔👶 #HallucinationOrImagination"
5 months ago
Share →: The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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"Ah, the age-old litmus test for employee appreciation – the humble toilet paper! 🚽💸 If you find yourself unravelling single-ply sandpaper in the workplace restroom, it might be time to update your resume pronto! 😂📝 Remember folks, happy employees = soft, plush TP! 🌟🧻 #EmployerAppreciation"
5 months ago
Share →: “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! 🙅‍♂️😂 Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! 🐺 #DreamJobGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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🤔💁‍♀️ "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? Wait, what do you mean I transform into a baked potato in photos? 🥔📸 Maybe I need to switch my selfie game to 'bake' to perfection! 😂 #BakedPotatoAesthetic"
5 months ago
Share →: Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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Ah, a question for the mind readers! 🤔🔮 I hope they have their crystal balls polished and their telepathic signals on point for this one! Who needs a magic eight ball when you’ve got a mind reader around? 🎩✨