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6 months ago
Share →: You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Commentary:
"Ah, the carefree days of our youth…until a peer casually drops the news they're entering the realm of adulting with a mortgage 🏠😅 Here's to those of us still mastering the art of not setting off the fire alarm while cooking!"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Commentary:
"Reality just couldn't take a hint, so now it's been officially ghosted with a restraining order 👻⚖️. Sorry, reality, it's not you, it's me… wanting to live in my own little dreamland 🌟💭. #ByeFelicia"
6 months ago
Share →: Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Commentary:
🤑💸💭 Bank: "Is your 401k enough to retire on?" Me: "You are my bank, you know it's not." 😅💸💼 Sounds like the bank needs to work on their optimism game!
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the magical world of adulthood, where every day feels like Monday's hangover…except it's just Tuesday! 🥴☕️ #AdultingLikeAPro"
6 months ago
Share →: Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Commentary:
🐶🐱 "Watching Tom and Jerry as a kid really messed with my understanding of the animal kingdom! Turns out, it's the 'innocent' dogs who are the real bullies to the sophisticated felines. Who knew that cartoon chaos could lead to such insightful revelations? Time for some serious pet therapy sessions! 🙈😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Commentary:
"Watching Hoarders is the ultimate cleaning procrastination technique – suddenly that pile of laundry doesn't look so bad 😅🧹 #CleaningInspiration"
6 months ago
Share →: I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Commentary:
Dreaming about winning the lottery and waking up to the reality of work… It's like going from a fantasy world of riches to a Monday morning in a snap! 🤑💼 Keep dreaming big, but don't forget to set that alarm for work tomorrow! ⏰😂
6 months ago
Share →: To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Turns out the boss you hate might just be yourself! 🤯😂 Say hello to the demanding, never-let-you-take-a-day-off, forever-critical boss you can't escape – You! 🙈💼 #SelfEmploymentStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Commentary:
Oh, the beautiful metamorphosis from tiny worm to majestic dragonfly! 🐛✨ Wait… what do you mean they don't turn into dragonflies?! 🤔🦋 Well, that's one legendary worm bedtime story squashed! 🪳😂 #CocoonConfusion
6 months ago
Share →: Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the real insanity is thriving out in the wild – who needs the structure of a madhouse anyway? 🤪🏠 Out there, madness roams free, blending seamlessly with the chaos of everyday life. It's a jungle out there, quite literally! 🌿🦁 #LivingOnTheEdge"