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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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77 Funny realization quotes

Funny realization quotes 😂 are like little lightbulb moments 💡 that tickle your brain and make you chuckle. They capture those quirky “aha!” instances when life’s peculiarities suddenly make sense 🤔. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up a dreary day, these quotes remind us to embrace humor in our everyday epiphanies 🎉. Dive into a world where wisdom meets wit, and let the laughter flow! 🌟

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2 days ago
Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Commentary:
Looks like my procrastination skills have leveled up to boss mode! 😅🧠🔥
5 days ago
Share →: When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓
6 days ago
Share →: Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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When life gives you lemons, make… psychedelic lemonade? 🍄🍋✨
1 week ago
Share →: It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Commentary:
"When your week is slow as a sloth, but you’re just hanging in there 😂🦥 #TimeIsAnIllusion"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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"Mind blown! Next you'll tell me you can actually sleep in your bed and not just check if it's still there. 😲✈️🤣"
4 weeks ago
Share →: You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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"20 is the free trial version of adulthood that expires just when you start figuring it out! 🎉⏳😂"
1 month ago
Share →: You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Commentary:
"When a YouTube essay takes down your favorite movie, it's like finding out your pet goldfish has been running an underground gambling ring. 🎥😱🎣😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Commentary:
"When you find out your face has settings other than 'Resting Confusion' 😂🤔👍 #UpgradeUnlocked"
2 months ago
Share →: Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Commentary:
"When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"
2 months ago
Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Making waves on Reddit:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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