Funny quotes realization

62 Funny realization quotes

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

2 weeks ago

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

2 weeks ago

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

3 weeks ago

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

1 month ago

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

1 month ago

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

1 month ago

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

1 month ago

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

1 month ago

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

1 month ago

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

1 month ago

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

1 month ago

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

1 month ago

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

2 months ago

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

2 months ago

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

2 months ago

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

2 months ago

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

2 months ago

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

2 months ago

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

2 months ago

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

3 months ago