109 Funny realization quotes

• Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

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  4 weeks ago

  air, door, doors, fear, floating, humor, i, just, realization

• What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

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  4 weeks ago

  called, humor, overthinking, question, realization, right, thinking

• Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

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  4 weeks ago

  2100, future, humor, i, just, kid, parenting, realization, surprise, time, WTF, year, year 2100

• The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

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  age, being, form, humor, i, lesson, life, life lesson, manipulation, older, realization, realize, rush, someone

• Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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  4 weeks ago

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• The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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  4 weeks ago

  aging, being, humor, hurry, i, life, live, older, realization, realize, terrible

• 90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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  90, debugging, humor, just, motion, own, programming, realization, slow, slow motion, stupidity

• The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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  4 weeks ago

  aging, humor, i, just, mom, older, realization, realize, right, tone

• Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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  4 weeks ago

  always, Anglo, answer, contacts, electric, humor, i, just, landlord, Mike, name, names, phone, phone contacts, phones, realization, surname

• Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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  4 weeks ago

  budgeting, food, grocery, grocery shopping, home, humor, i, mom, money, once, own, parenting, realization, right, shopping, spending, started

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