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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Going viral on Slack:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Just shared via Threads:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Reported on Twitch:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Just shared via Facebook:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Just landed via Discord:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Live now on Messenger:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Just landed via Facebook:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Just shared via Twitch:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Just shared via TikTok:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Live now on Slack:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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