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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Trending via X:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Trending via Discord:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Spotted on YouTube:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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I must retire to my chambers about this.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Spotted on Facebook:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

Reported on Pinterest:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Trending via Discord:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Just shared via Reddit:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Going viral on Slack:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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