74 Funny regret quotes

• “Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, better, communication, confession, hit, humor, i, left, media, message, mistake, myself, regret, self-talk, send, social, social media, texting, things, think, unsaid

• Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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  2 months ago

  alternate, alternate universe, another, face, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, i, maybe, punch, quiet, regret, scenario, silence, staying, universe

• What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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  2 months ago

  choice, decision, dispatch, event, feeling, FOMO, going, going out, hear, humor, knowing, once, opposite, regret, right, social, social event, somewhere

• Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, appear, child, children, friend, friendship, humor, i, parenting, regret

• Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, choice, choose, decision, decision making, free, free will, humor, irony, making, own, regret, where

• Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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  2 months ago

  big, drank, drink, glass, health, humor, hydration, i, inform, just, regret, right, water

• I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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  2 months ago

  14, animal, baby, cat, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, rest, sleep, want, zero

• I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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  2 months ago

  getting, hot, hotter, i, inform, just, plan, regret, weird

• Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad relationship, dating, Facebook, Facebook memory, humor, i, life, love, love life, majority, me, memory, men, regret, relationship, taste, thank

• I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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  2 months ago

  account, after, bank, bank account, checking, finance, fun, good, hate, having, humor, i, money, regret, spending, time

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