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67 Funny regret quotes

Funny regret quotes πŸ˜‚ are the perfect way to laugh at life’s little oops moments and embrace our imperfect journeys! From quirky missteps to hilarious hindsight, these witty sayings remind us that not all regrets need to be taken seriously πŸ€ͺ. Dive into a world where blunders become punchlines, and mistakes are just another reason to giggle! Whether you’re looking to lighten up your day or share a chuckle with friends, these quotes offer a humorous twist on regret πŸŒ€.

β€œI should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

“I didn’t vote for this.” β€” people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Posted on2 days ago1 day ago

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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