75 Funny regret quotes

• Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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  3 hours ago

  30, am, back, behavior, getting, i, lecture, me, regret, school, sleep, teacher, time

• My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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  3 hours ago

  $200, decision, humor, i, means, money, regret, spending, tattoo, trust

• The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

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  4 hours ago

  appetite, bowl, breakfast, cereal, eating, regret, second, snack, stopped, want, wish

• No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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  4 hours ago

  after, gut, humor, inner, inner voice, intuition, listen, regret, resentment, self, self-doubt, voice, yourself

• Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

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  5 hours ago

  again, belief, disappointment, humor, i, irony, mistake, regret, told, trust

• Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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  6 hours ago

  animal, animal behavior, baby, behavior, cat, crying, every, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, say, sleep, tiredness, wake, want, why, zero

• Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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  9 hours ago

  class, depression, ever, gone, i, just, regret, relatable, school, skip, skip class, student

• Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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  9 hours ago

  agreement, communication, decision, half, humor, i, mistake, problem, problems, regret, said, saying, saying yes, sure, yes

• Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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  10 hours ago

  back, chance, give, humor, i, love, me, meeting, met, never, night, regret, relationship, sarcasm, take

• “I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

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  17 hours ago

  bathroom, before, epitaph, humor, i, left, pee, procrastination, regret

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