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34 Funny regret quotes
Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.
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Mar 31, 2025
If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.
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Mar 18, 2025
Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
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Mar 18, 2025
Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.
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Mar 18, 2025
Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.
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Mar 17, 2025
You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.
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Feb 25, 2025
Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.
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Feb 25, 2025
I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.
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Feb 24, 2025
I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.
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Feb 1, 2025
Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.
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Feb 1, 2025
I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.
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Feb 1, 2025
There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
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Feb 1, 2025
Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.
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Jan 28, 2025
Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.
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Jan 27, 2025
God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”
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Jan 27, 2025
Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.
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Jan 27, 2025
Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.
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Jan 27, 2025
I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.
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Jan 26, 2025
Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.
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Jan 26, 2025
I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.
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Jan 25, 2025
The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.
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Jan 25, 2025
I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
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Jan 25, 2025
Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.
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Jan 24, 2025
What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.
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Jan 24, 2025
I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.
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Jan 23, 2025
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