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35 Funny regret quotes

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

2 weeks ago

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

4 weeks ago

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

1 month ago

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

1 month ago

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

1 month ago

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

1 month ago

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

2 months ago

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

2 months ago

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

2 months ago

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

3 months ago

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

3 months ago

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

3 months ago

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

3 months ago

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

3 months ago

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

3 months ago

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

3 months ago

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

3 months ago

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

3 months ago

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

3 months ago

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

3 months ago