What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18. Posted on2 hours ago
Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe. Posted on1 day ago
Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering. Posted on2 days ago
I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again. Posted on3 days ago
Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back Posted on4 days ago
If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it. Posted on5 days ago
Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them. Posted on5 days ago
Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first. Posted on5 days ago
You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else. Posted on5 days ago
Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to. Posted on5 days ago