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Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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Reported on LinkedIn:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Making waves on Messenger:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Going viral on Threads:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Just shared via Pinterest:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Live now on Discord:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Live now on X:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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48 Funny regret quotes

Funny regret quotes 😂 are the perfect way to laugh at life’s little oops moments and embrace our imperfect journeys! From quirky missteps to hilarious hindsight, these witty sayings remind us that not all regrets need to be taken seriously 🤪. Dive into a world where blunders become punchlines, and mistakes are just another reason to giggle! Whether you’re looking to lighten up your day or share a chuckle with friends, these quotes offer a humorous twist on regret 🌀.

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6 days ago
Share →: Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Commentary:
Why not? I promise to return the flux capacitor on time 😜🔄🚗💨
1 week ago
Share →: Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Commentary:
"When my mouth gets a mind of its own, the struggle is real! 😂🤐🗣️"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Commentary:
"Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! 🚚💨🤭"
1 month ago
Share →: My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Commentary:
"Revenge? I prefer to call it 'strategic planning for future laughter.' 😂🗡️🎭"
1 month ago
Share →: Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Commentary:
"That moment when your liver remembers the cycle better than you do! 🍻🤦‍♂️🔄"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"
1 month ago
Share →: “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Commentary:
"Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! 🤔🧺💸"
2 months ago
Share →: Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Commentary:
"Current status: Professional night owl, world-class morning zombie. 🦉☕😴"
2 months ago
Share →: Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Commentary:
"Who needs liquid courage when you have impulsive thumbs? 😂📱🙈"
2 months ago
Share →: No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Commentary:
"Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness"

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Spotted on Slack:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Trending via WeChat:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Just shared via Instagram:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Trending via Instagram:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Trending via Facebook:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Trending via YouTube:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Trending via Twitch:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Making waves on Telegram:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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