46 Funny religion quotes

• God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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• I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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• Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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• If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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• If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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• I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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• If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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• Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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• The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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• Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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