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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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35 Funny religion quotes

Funny religion quotes offer a humorous perspective on faith and spirituality. 🙏😄 From witty remarks about religious practices to playful jabs at spiritual quirks, these quotes bring a light-hearted touch to the often serious world of religion. Enjoy a laugh while reflecting on the lighter side of faith and belief! 🙏😄

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7 days ago
Share →: Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Commentary:
Turning water into wine is one thing, but can we turn sermons into brunch? 🍷🥞😇
2 weeks ago
Share →: If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Commentary:
"Maybe snakes are just God's way of keeping us on our toes! 🐍🤔 #DivinePranks"
1 month ago
Share →: If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Commentary:
"Talk about a holy 'missionary position'! 😂🙏📖"
1 month ago
Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Commentary:
"Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"
2 months ago
Share →: If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Commentary:
"Guess it's God's way of saying, 'Have fun while you're at it!' 😂🌟🍑"
2 months ago
Share →: Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Commentary:
"LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is going full 'pope-less' mode 🤪🕺! Watch out, we might have a new Pope-ster in town! 🤣 #PopeProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Commentary:
🤣 "Move over Vatican City, there's a new capital in town – Popenhagen! Where the Pope and mermaids coexist in perfect harmony. 🧜‍♂️👑 #HolyCopenhagen" 🤪
4 months ago
Share →: I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"
4 months ago
Share →: Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Commentary:
Looks like even the Big Guy upstairs is embracing the 'just wing it' philosophy these days! Who knew being a godparent was as easy as saying a quick prayer and bringing a covered dish to the baptism party? Guess God is just looking for warm bodies with good hearts – and a decent sense of humor!

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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