44 Funny religion quotes

Funny religion quotes offer a humorous perspective on faith and spirituality. 🙏😄 From witty remarks about religious practices to playful jabs at spiritual quirks, these quotes bring a light-hearted touch to the often serious world of religion. Enjoy a laugh while reflecting on the lighter side of faith and belief! 🙏😄

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

Commentary:
Looks like Jesus took the wheel, but the turn signal got left behind! 🙈🚗😂

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Commentary:
Guess we better start praying to the climate gods for a cool down! ⛅️🙏🌍

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Commentary:
He’d definitely have the pipes singing hallelujah! 🚰😄🙏

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

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Trying not to draw battle lines at the dinner table—Godspeed! 🙏😅

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Commentary:
Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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Brains in the mail! 🤔📬 #FairTradeThoughts

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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When the cost of living hits you like a rent invoice even Jesus couldn’t cover 🏦💸😅

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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Sounds like someone needs to send God a "Smiting for Dummies" book! 🗡️😂📚

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Trying to achieve zen, but mostly just full of pancakes! 🥞🧘‍♂️

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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Turning water into wine is one thing, but can we turn sermons into brunch? 🍷🥞😇