33 Funny religion quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a holy 'missionary position'! 😂🙏📖"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's God's way of saying, 'Have fun while you're at it!' 😂🌟🍑"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is going full 'pope-less' mode 🤪🕺! Watch out, we might have a new Pope-ster in town! 🤣 #PopeProblems"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Move over Vatican City, there's a new capital in town – Popenhagen! Where the Pope and mermaids coexist in perfect harmony. 🧜‍♂️👑 #HolyCopenhagen" 🤪

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the Big Guy upstairs is embracing the 'just wing it' philosophy these days! Who knew being a godparent was as easy as saying a quick prayer and bringing a covered dish to the baptism party? Guess God is just looking for warm bodies with good hearts – and a decent sense of humor!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

  Commentary:
  "Unfortunately, it seems some people treat religion like a cheat code for righteousness, but forgot to activate the kindness option 🎮😂 Let's hope they find the moral compass DLC soon!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a true 'losing my religion' moment!🤣 Can you pass the popcorn while I enjoy my front-row seat to their haterade showcase?🍿🕺 #SpotlightStealer"

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