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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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The peace of not knowing.

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And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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