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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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"Does Sisyphus like his boulder? Well, I suppose he must find it quite the 'rock-solid' companion! Just like how I find cleaning remarkably thrilling… 😅💪"

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Just landed via Slack:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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