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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Someone from has copied:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Someone from has copied:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Someone from has bookmarked:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Someone from has downloaded:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Spotted on YouTube:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Spotted on X:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Going viral on Messenger:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Making waves on Telegram:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Spotted on Facebook:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Trending via YouTube:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Reported on Telegram:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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Funny restarting quotes

Funny restarting quotes bring a burst of laughter to those moments when life hits the reset button 🔄😂 Whether you’re rebooting your day, your dreams, or just your computer, these witty gems remind us that fresh starts don’t have to be serious! 💡✨ Embrace the funny side of new beginnings and get ready to smile as you hit restart with a chuckle or two 🎉😄

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Share →: I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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"Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. 😅💼🔄 #DramaQueenAlert"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Commentary:
"Does anyone else feel personally victimized by Monday's relentless return? 🙄 Let's petition to replace it with a second Sunday, who's with me? 🙌 #MondaySlander"

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2249 added this month

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Activity Log ✨

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Someone from has viewed:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Someone from has downloaded:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Someone from has viewed:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Someone from has bookmarked:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Someone from has downloaded:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Just landed via TikTok:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Just shared via Slack:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Shared recently on X:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Just landed via YouTube:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Just landed via Instagram:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Trending via Twitch:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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