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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

2 months ago

Oh good. Another day.

2 months ago

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

2 months ago

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

3 months ago

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

3 months ago

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

3 months ago

Not again. I mean good morning.

3 months ago

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

3 months ago

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

3 months ago

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

3 months ago

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

3 months ago

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

3 months ago

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

3 months ago

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

3 months ago

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

3 months ago

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

3 months ago

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

3 months ago

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

3 months ago

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

3 months ago

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

3 months ago