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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

Spotted on Discord:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Shared recently on Slack:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Just landed via Twitch:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Live now on Discord:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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Work for a living? In this economy?

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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Trending via Discord:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Spotted on Threads:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Just landed via Threads:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Making waves on Reddit:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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