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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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Body by sandwich.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Trending via YouTube:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and thatโ€™s just when weโ€™re trying to find her phone.

Spotted on Twitch:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Making waves on WeChat:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Shared recently on X:

I have more trips planned than I have money.

Going viral on X:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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The goose: Canadaโ€™s most violent saxophone.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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Text a co-worker at a random time โ€œare you joining this meeting?โ€ as a fun holiday prank.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด has shared:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that couldโ€™ve been an email.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know Iโ€™m on their side.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ has copied:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girlโ€™s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Trending via Twitch:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Trending via WeChat:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Broadcasted on Discord:

Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Just landed via Reddit:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Going viral on Slack:

The horror: โ€œCome on, Iโ€™ll introduce you to everyone.”

Shared recently on X:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Breaking via Slack:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is โ€œone guy and his henchmenโ€?

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

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