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Funny self-obsession quotes

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

1 week ago / slickboy

Commentary:
"Narcissus had a tough time dealing with his chatty reflection – must have been like talking to someone who just never stops interrupting 🙄🤳 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall"

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

2 weeks ago / slickboy

Commentary:
"Skipping through others' stories like a pro athlete, but rewatching yours like a movie critic on repeat! 🏃‍♂️🔁 #SelfLove"