Commentary:
"Looking for my fellow 'normal' unicorn in a world full of 'crazy' 🦄🤪 Anyone out there? Let's be weird together and call it love! 💕😜"
15 Funny self-perception quotes
At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
Commentary:
"Reaching 30 but looking fresh out of college? You must have discovered the fountain of youth while the rest of us are still hunting for our car keys 🤷♀️🔑 Age is just a number, but hey, looking perpetually 20 is definitely a superpower worth bragging about! 🦸♂️💫"
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.
Commentary:
"Who needs a marriage certificate when you've got divorce experience? It's all about that perfect balance of commitment and independence 😅💔 #RelationshipStatusExpert"
Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
Commentary:
"Ah, the magic formula for confidence revealed: 10% sweat and 90% convincing yourself you've got this! 💪😜 Just remember, it's all about the balance between hustle and self-deception! 🌟 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.
Commentary:
When you realize adulting is not a 9 to 5 but more like a 25 to 35! 🕰️😅 #RebootTheTwenties