Funny selling quotes

• They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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  4 weeks ago

  humor, joke, me, selling, shopping, Temu, tomorrow

• Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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  1 month ago

  food, grocer, gross, household, household item, humor, item, items, porn, pun, selling, small, wordplay

• I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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  1 month ago

  awkward, awkward situation, borrowed, borrowed things, garage, garage sale, having, hope, humor, people, possessions, sale, selling, situation, things, thrift

• I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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  1 month ago

  80s, cube, hammer, humor, i, joke, money, nostalgia, Rubik’s, selling, smart, smarter, thought

• Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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  2 months ago

  bright, humor, people, sarcasm, selling, smile, trust

• I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, deal, dealing, dealing with people, everything, Facebook, Facebook Marketplace, frustration, humor, i, ID, marketplace, media, online, online marketplace, own, people, selling, selling online, social, social media, throw, trash, try

• I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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  5 months ago

  child, crypto, explaining, explanation, friend, humor, i, imaginary, imaginary friend, misunderstanding, nine-year-old, said, sell, selling, someone, sounds, tried, trying

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