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Funny selling quotes

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

3 months ago

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

3 months ago

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

3 months ago