Funny shoe quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the meeting agenda I'd actually show up for! 🤣🥿✈️ #MultitaskingMasters"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the vicious cycle of stepping on each other's heels – it seems like a game of footsie gone terribly wrong! Let's just hope they both have good balance or it might turn into a slapstick comedy in the shoe aisle!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if the shoe fits… buy it in every color! It's not a shopping spree, it's a practical solution to a sizing problem."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

  Commentary:
  "Pan-fried: making mouths water since forever 🍳🤤 But seriously, who wants shoe-flavored food? 🚫👟 Keep the frying pan away from the footwear, please! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

  Commentary:
  "Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! 🐭👠 Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! 💄😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Life isn't a fairy tale, folks! 🧚‍♀️👠 Unless you find yourself at a party losing your shoe at midnight – then it's safe to say you've had one too many fairy tale cocktails! 🍸🌙 Just call yourself Cinderella and stumble back home!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

  Commentary:
  "Well, well, looks like someone's arches have been enlightened! 👟😂 Who knew orthopaedic shoes could kick in some humor along with support! 💁‍♂️ #StandUpForOrthopaedics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic shoe print on the ceiling dilemma, a rite of passage for all fathers of teen boys! 👟🚀 It's the ultimate test of parental composure – when you see a shoe print soaring above you and simply think, "Ah, just another day in the life of raising teens." 😂🕺 #TeenBoyLife #GravityDefyingFootwear

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a balancing act, just like how I pretend to have it all together while my sock is busy creating chaos inside my shoe! 🚶‍♂️🧦 #HiddenStruggles #SockDrama"

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