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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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The void screams into me.

Going viral on WeChat:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Freshly posted on X:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Making waves on X:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Going viral on X:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Trending via Telegram:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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"Ah, the holiday shopping center parking lot – where even the mightiest humans are reduced to circling like confused satellites 🚗🛒. It's a true test of patience and perseverance! Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day… but finding a parking spot might just take as long! 😅 #holidaywoes"

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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Just shared via Telegram:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Reported on Snapchat:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Seen just now on Facebook:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Just landed via Twitch:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Just landed via Twitch:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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