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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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I have a yearning disability.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Seen just now on Slack:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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Reported on Messenger:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Spotted on Discord:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Making waves on Reddit:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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