Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Commentary:
"Ah, caffeine – the ultimate 'miracle' drug straight from the heavens! ☕️🙌 No short or long-term negative side effects, just pure energy and questionable life choices. Who needs angels when you've got a good old cup of joe to guide you through the day? 😜☕️ #DivineEnergyBoost"

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Commentary:
Oh, the power of watching people dance while listing side effects—truly mesmerizing! 💃💊 Maybe I should try busting a move next time I talk about potential risks of overeating chocolate… 🍫💃 Just imagine the "chocolate overdose cha-cha"!