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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Trending via Pinterest:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Just shared via Telegram:

I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

Spotted on X:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Going viral on Facebook:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Spotted on Slack:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

Live now on Discord:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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22 shares on Threads this month:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

I put the mess in domestic.

13 shares on Discord this month:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

67 shares on X this month:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

89 shares on X this month:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Just landed via Telegram:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Spotted on TikTok:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Making waves on WeChat:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Shared recently on Facebook:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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