Wordgag ツ

Jan 22, 2025
Share →: This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's on a mission to outsource their screaming duties to inanimate objects 😂🧸 Who needs therapy when you have a pillow with a built-in scream feature?! 🤪🗣️ #PillowTalk #ScreamQueen
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Commentary:
"May the ghost of Michael Jackson's iconic 'Hee-Hee' haunt your dreams with some moonwalking moves on repeat. 🌙👻🕺 Sweet dreams…or not! 😆"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've upgraded from sleeping like a log to sleeping like a load of laundry! 🛏️🌀 Hang in there, maybe next time you'll wake up feeling fresh and fluffed! 😅"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't join the mafia, I need my beauty sleep! 💤 Plus, I hear their late night meetings are to die for! 😂🕴️💼 #SleepFirstCrimeLater"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime party trick: knocking over a glass of water in the dark! 🌙💦 Who needs an alarm clock when you have the sound of spillage to wake you up?! 🚨😅 One way to stay hydrated and entertained all night long! 🌌🛏️ #BedsideClumsiness"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Commentary:
"Seriously brain, you had ONE job! 😂 Can't even handle the simplest task of chilling out and hitting snooze. 🧠🚫💤 #sleeplessnightwoes"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma: to stay in dreamland a little longer or face the harsh realities of the day? 💤 Waking up is hard, but dreaming is easy! 😴 #SleepGoals"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, time to rest my head. The romance is dead, unless you count dreams instead. 💤🥀 #BedtimeMedley"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the vicious cycle of late-night regrets 😅🌙 It's like a sequel that you never asked for, starring you as the protagonist every single night! Here's to hoping for a plot twist where you become an early bird 🐦, or at least invest in more under-eye concealer! 😉"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the non-stop party that is Twitter 🎉, where sleep is just a distant memory for us all 😴. It's like a 24/7 pajama party with oversharing and memes as our party favors 🎈🎁. Who needs sleep when you have retweets and likes to keep you awake? 😂 #TeamNoSleep"