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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Commentary:
"Your eyes are homesick for your bed during a yawn, shedding tears of nostalgia 🛏️😥 Who knew yawning could be so emotional?! Time for some cozy bedtime stories to cheer up those sleepy peepers! 📖😴"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like trying to get a kid to stay in bed is like trying to stop a leaky faucet! 💦👦🏼 It's an endless cycle of "one more drink, please" that makes parents question if bedtime will ever truly arrive. 🤣 #ThirstyKidProblems
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Commentary:
"Sleeping is my favorite addiction, my cozy bed is like the shadiest dealer in town, and my alarm clock? Well, it's the biggest snitch of them all! 🛌💤🚨 #SleepingBeautyTurnedSleepingCriminal"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Commentary:
"Looks like your bladder is the ultimate party pooper! 🎉💤 Just when you thought you'd have a lazy morning, it decides to shake things up! 😆 Who needs alarm clocks when you have a bladder on a mission? 🚽💥"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Commentary:
"Who needs *beauty sleep* when you can have *koala sleep*! 🐨💤 This smooth operator takes lounging to a whole new level. Just don't expect any wild adventures between the sheets, unless it involves eucalyptus leaves! 😂 #KoalaStyle"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Commentary:
"Dear brain, why must you write a grocery list and come up with future business ideas when all I want is some sleep? 🧠💤 Maybe you should consider a career change to night owl consultant or professional dream curator? Just a thought. 🦉💭"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Commentary:
"Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? 💤📱 Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Commentary:
"Who said optimism had to be hard work? 😂💭 Embrace the joy of knowing that your cozy bed awaits you in just 17 short hours! Sweet dreams, dreamer! 💤✨"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Commentary:
"Trying to catch some Z's but the dentist is out here ruining nap time vibes like 🦷🛌😂 #NapInterrupted"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Commentary:
"Maybe we should invent an alarm clock that slaps the person back to sleep 🛌💤 or one that self-destructs if you hit snooze too many times 🤯⏰. Just a thought! 🤷‍♂️😜"