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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Spotted on Instagram:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Reported on Messenger:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Just landed via X:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Making waves on Instagram:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Just landed via Instagram:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Reported on Instagram:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Live now on Facebook:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Live now on Telegram:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I put the hot in psychotic.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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