67 Funny sometimes quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

  Commentary:
  🎨 When the artist is sweeter than a candy store but their art leaves you feeling sour 🍬😜 It's like getting a hug from a unicorn with bad breath – you appreciate the gesture, but maybe keep your distance from the masterpiece! 🦄🖌️ #ArtisticDilemmas

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "OH NO" move – a toddler's version of political drama! 🤣 Just imagine if politicians threw policy papers on the floor and went "OH NO" during debates. 📜💥 Who knows, maybe that's the negotiation tactic we've been missing all along! 😜 #ToddlerPolitics

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

  Commentary:
  "Well, well, well, look who's a pro at ignoring calls! 📵 Maybe we should nominate you for the 'Avoiding Calls Champion' title! 😂 Who needs a voicemail when you've got your superior call-waiting skills, right? 😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

  Commentary:
  "Marriages are like pancakes – sounds delicious, right? 🥞 But hey, if the first one turns out a bit burnt, it's okay to toss it and try again! 😅 Who knew breakfast foods could provide such sage advice on relationships? #PancakesOverHeartbreaks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

  Commentary:
  Well, Adam and Eve really started off their parenthood journey on the wrong foot, didn't they? 😂🍎 It's like, you had one job – don't eat the forbidden fruit, but also, find a reliable babysitter! 🤷‍♂️ I bet they wish they had Yelp back in those days! #ParentingFail #BabysitterDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rebellious ankle… off on its own tropical escapade while you're left hobbling along! 🌴😂 Just remember to send a postcard next time, ankle! 💌 #AnkleGoneAWOL"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal mystery of men – wanting everything and nothing all at once, keeping us on our toes! 🤷‍♂️ It's like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall – ever so slightly confusing yet undeniably amusing! 😂 Just when you think you've figured it out, they switch things up on you! 💼🙃

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